It Was Bound to Happen

Lady: Can I see your baby?
Me: Sure.
Lady: Oh, she's a newborn...
Me: Yes, she is.
Lady: Well I did a lot of babysitting in my college days.
Me: Uh, she's my baby I graduated from college several years ago.
Lady: Oh, well, I... uh
Me: (Throws hot coffee in her face) You what lady??
Grr...
In her defense, I was on thh JHU campus and my radiant skin probably makes me look 10 years younger but still come on.